Is Fear Itself

 itchy, no longer fabric-softener-soft, uncomfortable happy bunny sweatshirts are not my thing. i wouldn’t even DONATE these, they’re so worn out.

[[read other post about the hand me down bra thingg]]

i politely declined.

at someone’s house listening to their 22 year old daughter trying to sell her 2 year old memory foam mattress for $1000 to the adults. please kill me now.

so i’m watching american idol and decided to kinda review-ish last night’s stuff.

so many things are WRONG with american idol this year:

-NO PAULA. paula used to piss me OFF, but they can’t have american idol without “mother paula.” before i would feel like crap when they treated a contestant horribly, then paula would say something nice and make me feel better, you know? sure, she’s kinda annoying, but i kinda sorta miss her.

-Ellen is a judge. don’t get me wrong. she’s funny and nice and kinda like the new paula in a sense, but she doesn’t belong there. she just.. like idk. it’s just weird. she should be cracking jokes on her own show, not judging people on their music. but i still love her. (:

-The American Idol people are determined to make Crystal Bowersox win. Same with the ellen thing. i don’t have anything against Crystal. she’s a really amazing singer and has a really unique style and stuff. but think about this: they hype her up and almost always put her at the end. even when others do better than her, the judges are “jumping out of their seats” for her performance. she was sick one day and apparantly in the hospital, they rearranged the whole show for her. so many people had become sick and one time someone had been unable to perform, and you know what they said? “sucks to be you, bitch. perform as well as possible.”
idk about you guys, but i suspect foul play.

-elimination day: it’s just too long. it’s not very tension-y anymore, and here’s how i think it should be:
             -1 minute to introduce the judges so they can show off their outfits and smiles.

            -5 minutes for the Ford commerical (which i always love <3) and the group performance.

             -ryan tells you straight up who’s in the bottom 3. no bs. just put em in their seats and THEN let the tension begin. that little recap when ryan’s talking to each contestant is annoying, too.

             -3 minutes for anouncing who’s out and then their final performance.

              -sign off thing.

OVER. that’s it. 15-20 minutes, MAX.

anyway. yeah. btw. i loved lee’s version of beast of burden (: <3

i wanna buy it on itunes CUZ i like that song anyway, i loved how it was rolling stones night. (:

i loved his version. it was perty cooool (:

my mom’s close friend has a daughter who’s in college, so her teenage year clothing obviously is passed down to me. don’t get me wrong, i love free clothes as much as the next girl, but they’re old. and ugly now. and if i don’t wear them, they get all offended and pissed off.

they also give me her bras. and not like plain bras, either. they’re white with hot pink straps with “baby girl” written all over them in silver thread. and THEY’RE NOT EVEN MY SIZE! and even if they WERE pretty and my size, i would’nt wear them. no amount of washing and bleach can remove the disgusting feeling that someone else’s boobs were already there. it’s gross.

do you get hand me downs? or do you give them?

(:

probably the most overdone rant in the history of rants (since 2007, anyway). no offense to any fans out there. actually, no, scratch that. I MEAN PLENTY OF OFFENSE TO YOU. if you could choose ANY disney role model, WHY WHY WHY miley cyrus? why? i’m genuinely curious why anyone would idolize this slutty, pole-hugging, un-talented, whiny, rich-for-no-good-reason BRAT. why not selena gomez or heck, even demi lovato’s better than miley. sure, she’s emo and goth and a bit scary, but she’s a whole lot better than a soon to be stripper//pole dancer. i can just see the little 11 and 12 year olds’ faces scrunch up and look all pissed off that i’m dissing their precious miley, their minds working in overdrive to think of a cool comeback to this rant. you know what, guys? you should be able to see this 15 year old’s face cracking up when your miley pulls a britney on all of us and shaves her head, then attempts to make a comeback with even crappier songs than before. i’m SO not kidding. bookmark this blog and when miley goes nutso, please comment and tell me that you wish you’d followed selena or demi, who’ll atleast retire from disney with some grace, rather than being fired for being a complete whack job. and sure, everyone wears short shorts and tank tops. everyone makes stupid videos once in a while. everyone takes pictures of themselves half naked and has it on the cover of a worldwide magazine.

uhh, no everyone doesn’t do that.

but the thing is, if she wanted to be a slut, why get started with disney? disney promotes a KID FRIENDLY image, and miley cyrus is anything but that. if her daddy was such a big star (*coughONEHITWONDERcough*) then couldn’t he pull some strings and get her started with another company?

i’m not trying to be mean. seriously, even though it seems otherwise. that’s just my opinion and i couldn’t care less if you disagree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezRx3J9Ivk

why that trailer thing? just watch. they mention the subject of this rant about 30 seconds into the beginning. it was kinda random and kinda funny. (:

but otherwise it seems like a stupid movie that i’ll be watching as soon as it comes on one of the movie channels. it may seem like a long time, but i can wait. i could go my entire life without watching it.

are you gonna watch it?

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS♥

if you read the entire thing, you’re totally groovy,man.

^^that was lame. LAMME.

kay bye now. (: